Jokes and interesting facts!! :D

chingwen Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:54 pm

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Jokes and interesting facts!! :D

chingwen Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:54 pm

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
Cool

What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

lol!

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chingwen Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:12 pm

chingwen

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Jokes!! :D- Not very PG....NC14..

chingwen Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:12 pm

Betty Crocker

There was a wife and a husband. The husband was watching T.V. while the wife made dinner. well half way through dinner the wife notices the sink has a leak, so she goes to her husband and said "Hunny there is a leak under the sink. Will you fix it." He repied "What do i look like a damn plumber? no now let me watch my game" Okay so the wife goes back into the kitchen and the lights start to fick on and off so she goes to her husband and says to him
" Hunny there is a problem with the lights will you please fix it?" He replies whatdo i look like a carpentar...let me watch my football game." So the wife frustrated goes outside to smoke when she notices the stair is broken. So she goes to her husband and says
"hunny the backpoarch stair is broken will you please fix it?" He looks at her and repied im not fixing anything now let me watch my damn game."

So the next day the husband goes to work when he returns home he notices that everything is fixed. So he finds his wife and says to her " i noticed everthing is fixed who did you call?"
she says " your brother"
curious the husband asked "how did you get him to do that?"
She answers " he said either i could sleep with him or bake him a cake."
Husband repied " oh what kind of cake did you make him?"
She looked at him and replied
"what do I look like...im no damn Betty Crocker"

Mountain man and donkey

A mountain man goes into town once every month when he gets his chesk, buys supplies and goes to the bar. Well one day at the bar a man tells the mountain man that he'll pay him $500 if he can make his donkey laugh. The mountain man takes him up on this deal and goes outside,when he walks back in he asks the man for his money. Puzzled the man walks outside to find his donkey on his back laughing histerically.

The next month came around and when the mountain man walks in the bar he finds the same man with the donkey sitting in there. The man asks him to plaese make his donkey quit laughing no matter what he doesn't care and he'll pay him $500 more if he can do this.

Five minutes later the mountain man walks inside the bar with the donkey crying and asks the man for his money. the man gives his money but asks how did you make my donkey laugh then cry. The mountain man replies first I told him I had a bigger Dick than him...Then I showed him.

Oh my goodness... Where the hell did i even get to see these kind of jokes....Tsk Tsk...
Seriously, i am not crazy, i jus go these from the e-mails i got...
Wanted to show you all what kind of crappy stuff i get sometimes...
But it is kinda funny.... Very Happy

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chingwen Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:38 pm

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Interesting names!! :)

chingwen Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:38 pm

Someone in NZ just named their child Zealand-New. They will get hassled for sure in class... affraid

someone surnamed Boh called their child "Kah Chui" and the child end up being called "no Bottom"

And this friend surnamed Foo called his child "april" Nice name.... Suspect